Tomorrow is my exam and still 60% of the syllabus is not completed.
The usual questions students discuss with themselves are I hope Mahesh and Rahul don't score than me.
Why Pooja is never paired with me for the projects. Here the student life is full of stress and this anxiety is directly propotional to the proximity of the exams.
The Study related issues are not only the things that bother the student. Exams may be the problemtic aspect in the student’s life but equally important is the factors such as popularity on the campus, having the girlfriend or boyfriend and even having the social life. Below mentioned are the few tips about the Engineering.
80% of the engineers complete their assignments on the due date and then submit it before the person they copied from.
The first feeling after getting into the Engineering is denial,then grieving,then acceptance,then realizing life cannot be more AWESOME than this.
When an Engineer says that I Cleaned my room then he means that he made the path from his door to the Bed.
Professors also teach us just like making Plain Rice in Class and expect from us to cool Biryani in Exams and then grade us for the Kichdi.
Great minds think alike
Nothing makes an engineer more productive than the last minute.
Engineering says that What the Professor says is Next Monday is the last day to submit the project report
How Engineers perceive it is
Project report to be submitted from next Monday onwards.
7 great qualiites of Engineering Student
1.Consistency :once a Zero alwyas Zero.
2.Voice Modulation:Attendance in 5 different voices.
3.Presentation skills:Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions.
4.Art:Designing the classroom tables
5.Stamina:Tolerate the teacher for 1 hour lecture
Checking out the girl or the guy sitting behind.
Failing and giving others the chance to top.
The Biggest fact
I Study,I take rest,I pass it
I forget What I learned
I start a New Semester.