The top 10 and the best Engineering Fundas

The top 10 and the best Engineering Fundas

The top 10 and the best Engineering Fundas

Usually the Engineering students worry about the assignments saying that are my assignments complete? There are many best Engineering Colleges in India that provide the best engineering course.

Tomorrow is my exam and still 60% of the syllabus is not completed.

The usual questions students discuss with themselves are I hope Mahesh and Rahul don't score than me.

Why Pooja is never paired with me for the projects. Here the student life is full of stress and this anxiety is directly propotional to the proximity of the exams.

The Study related issues are not only the things that bother the student. Exams may be the problemtic aspect in the student’s life but equally important is the factors such as popularity on the campus, having the girlfriend or boyfriend and even having the social life. Below mentioned are the few tips about the Engineering.

80% of the engineers complete their assignments on the due date and then submit it before the person they copied from.

The first feeling after getting into the Engineering is denial,then grieving,then acceptance,then realizing life cannot be more AWESOME than this.

When an Engineer says that I Cleaned my room then he means that he made the path from his door to the Bed.

Professors also teach us just like making Plain Rice in Class and expect from us to cool Biryani in Exams and then grade us for the Kichdi.

Great minds think alike

Nothing makes an engineer more productive than the last minute.

Engineering says that What the Professor says is  Next Monday is the last day to submit the project report

How Engineers perceive it is

Project report to be submitted  from next Monday onwards.

7 great qualiites of Engineering Student

1.Consistency :once a Zero alwyas Zero.

2.Voice Modulation:Attendance in 5 different voices.

3.Presentation skills:Presenting 1 answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions.

4.Art:Designing the classroom tables

5.Stamina:Tolerate the teacher for 1 hour lecture

6.Peripheral Vision

Checking out the girl or the guy sitting behind.


Failing and giving others the chance to top.

The Biggest fact

I Study,I take rest,I pass it

I forget What I learned

I start a New Semester.

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0 # Himmat 2017-08-17
I am from Ghaziabad, plz tell me the time duration of MBBS course in India
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0 # Mukesh 2017-08-18
In India, the present duration of MBBS course is 5.5 years, The actual course period is 4.5 years and one year of rotating internship should be completed, you can find some good MBBS colleges in Ghaziabad-Santosh Medical College ; Santosh University
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0 # Rohan Older than three months
Hii, I am from Jamnagar, I have completed 12th in science stream, looking career in engineering,Tell me about the fee details of best engineering colleges
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0 # Mukesh Older than three months
hii, good to see that you are from Jamnagar, There are very good career opportunities in engineering, you have taken very good decision, but if we talk about fee of best colleges its depend on college to college but the range is Rs. 50,000 to 1,50,000 per year
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0 # Aarav Older than three months
Hello, I have done my from Nainital with Electrical stream, now i want to do, Please suggest how I can get good college for
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0 # Pallavi Older than three months
It's good that you are looking forward for from Nainital, for getting good college you should have to give GATE exam, which is entrance exam for M.Tech
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0 # Aayush Older than three months
Hello, i want to get admission in best college in Godda, Also suggest me about the Various streams of
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0 # Mukesh Older than three months
Hello Sir, Thankyou for your comment. Please visit Engineering in Godda for best colleges in Godda, Hope you will get best college from the list, Also various major streams in are Electrical, Electronics, Mechanical, Civil, Computer Science etc.
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0 # Harikiran Older than three months
Hello, I want to make career in engineering but so confused about its branch, Please suggest me the best branch which would have good scope in future, also suggest good colleges in Dakshina Kannada.
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0 # Pallavi Older than three months
You should take branch according to your interest, if you have interest in software or programming choose computer science, if you have interest in machines, choose mechanical, etc, some good engineering colleges are Vivekananda College Of Engineering & Technology ; Srinivas College Of Pharmacy ; K.V.G College Of Engineering
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